Back from my last trip, more job hunting, more laughing at jobs

• Seasonal visual merchandiser I know, not sexy or interesting right? Well, it's at UGG Australia, so I wonder if fellow Aussies get some street credit for how things should actually look. 
• Valet who wants to be a valet? Well after the last fast and furious movie I watched, I romanced that I could actually drive a car well... yes, the job description doesn't require a drivers licence hahaha. 
• Delivery driver wait for it, yes for beer! I wonder how much trust they have in their employees. 
• Candy line operator who else has a scene from willy wonky running in their heads? 
• Seasonal sales - yes it's a Pandora, and yes, you get discounts. No, it's not a cult.